Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Taking the huff

Taking offence to something.

Possible origins are St Helens, Widnes or Yorkshire...

wtf.

"Hey Len, are you going to Jeffery Wongs (lol) party tomorrow?"

"Umm no... I feel ill."

"Fine fuck off then..."

"Pffft, someones taking the huff!"

by The Len February 13, 2008

Take Her For The Noise

Fairfield slang for fucking a chick, but out here we mollywhop and run mobby trains yadadamean?! We go 18 Dummy in this Bitch!

Little Boys, Press the mute button cause I don't wanna take her for the noise, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

by Bamaschamp010 August 5, 2010

Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...

Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024