pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Porn

Something you watch late at night and beat your meat to.

Kid: hey did you watch porn last night?
Also a kid: hell yeah!! I beat my meat too!

by Spicy, hot bitch March 19, 2021

Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole

‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’

by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021

porn

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I'm lonely af time to go watch porn and cry

by dedasf March 25, 2021

Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.

PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

porn

were people fuck and put it in public

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by a BlG DlCK March 29, 2021

delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.

Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪

by Lolzster89 April 9, 2021