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Hairy Galinsoga

The Hairy Galinsoga may get from 4 to 7 inches in height.
Hairy Galinsoga by berrics808 November 23, 2019

hairy conniption 

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
hairy conniption by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

Hairy Jane 

When you sprinkle a pubic hair onto a blunt of marijuana
Hey Brandon wanna light up a Hairy Jane
Hairy Jane by YouKnowMeV2 July 21, 2021
it means time period like a period of time
harraq 1991
harraq by harraq December 1, 2021

hairydog635 

hairydog635 is the hairiest living creature in this world. According to the sources his hair are 168826942072 miles long and he lives on jupiter because his hair is too long for a small planet like earth. He is a handsome and wise dog also known as the hair god. He currently has around 2500 followers on earth and is expected to achieve 1 billion followers by the end of 2030. Scientists believe that he has the biggest cock in the universe and he gets a lot of pussy.
mitchi: yo look i found a long ass hair falling from the sky. It looks like its fake.
ronnie: nah its real, i believe it belongs to lord hairydog635.
mitchi: what is hairydog635
ronnie: ur mom
hairydog635 by nickgurr167 January 29, 2022

Hairy Butthole 

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!