A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
hairydog635 is the hairiest living creature in this world. According to the sources his hair are 168826942072 miles long and he lives on jupiter because his hair is too long for a small planet like earth. He is a handsome and wise dog also known as the hair god. He currently has around 2500 followers on earth and is expected to achieve 1 billion followers by the end of 2030. Scientists believe that he has the biggest cock in the universe and he gets a lot of pussy.
mitchi: yo look i found a long ass hair falling from the sky. It looks like its fake.
ronnie: nah its real, i believe it belongs to lord hairydog635.
mitchi: what is hairydog635
ronnie: ur mom
A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!