Poop Tash 

The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.

'Did you kiss him?'

'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'

Poop Tash by Patelson November 28, 2012

poop pile

when an individual and multiple friends/accomplices poop in the same toilet one after the other without flushing. also known as the gauntlet.

me, Chris, and Kyle made a poop pile up to the seat in a Safeway bathroom last night after dinner

poop pile by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./ February 3, 2013

poop stripes 

Visually displeasing decoration added to one's carpet, upholstery, tp, upper lip, tits, dick, etc. via the action of sliding the item in question across the poop striper's otherwise poorly kept or unwiped asshole.

Dude, that huge shit I just took left some serious poop stripes.

poop stripes by Wooj Labert June 14, 2014

poop and tug 

The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan

I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.

I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.

poop and tug by MobDylan August 25, 2016

Poop Drop Enema

Water that is forced into your asshole by the shear force of shit dropping into the toilet water. The force of the shit creates a huge splash which then sends a drop of cold toilet water directly into your ass. It has its pros and cons, the water gives a slight clean to the asshole. Although it cleans it causes a cold shudder due to the crispness of the water contact. One may jump an inch or so while on the toilet when this is felt.

Tom: Hey Kyle, why is Bill sitting so awkwardly today?

Kyle: You didn't hear? Last night Bill was shitting his guts out and experienced a couple poop drop enema(s). It scared him so badly he jumped on the toilet and bruised his cheeks.

Tom: Aww jeez, should of told me sooner. I'll go buy him a card

Poop Drop Enema by JohnnyTheDarkman December 24, 2016

Poop Karma 

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

Poop Karma by bünch March 6, 2017

Poop chute 

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

Poop chute by Critter Liam March 9, 2017