A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.

See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job

A Monkeys Job by KA1223 March 16, 2020

Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69

Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!

Cartwheeling frog-job by Large DangleWanger 1678 July 26, 2020

The Patience of Job 

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.

People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.

The Patience of Job by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

DIY De-Boob Job

When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.

Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.

DIY De-Boob Job by Tammieb126 May 30, 2022

Are you taking job applications 

Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.

'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.

Are you taking job applications by derulais July 24, 2022

Kentucky paint job 

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

Kentucky paint job by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

Gas Station Blow Job 

Typically when 2 of the opposite gender meet in a gas station bathroom and perform a blow job.

Yo me and Trish had a gas station blow job at a 7/11 on the side of I-95 South!

Gas Station Blow Job by tuggiespecialist69 December 5, 2022