Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.

The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.

by mtotow July 19, 2012

Nigerian Pimp Slap

When you go diarrhea on someone's face and backand them.

RAWR, Ima nigerian pimp slap you

by DEREKGAMERTAG January 3, 2012

Slap the TOXIC girl

Girl 1.This girl is being toxic she just and that she doesn't look like me.

Girl 2. Girl, it's October 20
Girl 1. What?
Girl 2. October 20 is the day you can slap anyone being toxic duh.

She is toxic. Then slap the toxic girl tf

by Just fall October 20, 2020

Paddy Slap

When slapped repeatedly in one's erect penis while sleeping, by an Irishman, more often than not, from Belfast

That bastard Paddy Slapped me last night! and guess what! He was from Belfast!..... Again!!!

by Flamer 101 March 25, 2009

slap your lips

when someone says something stupid or dumb u say it..its another way to say wow or thats so dumb

LeBron James is the worst player in the NBA...slap your lipssss

by donavan from the bay February 4, 2009

West-Side Slap

A slap across the face in which the "slapper's" middle and ring finger cross eachother, forming a W with the fingers.

Damn jo that nigga just got a West-Side Slap.

Damn man he just got west side slapped.

Man youz gonna see a W on that foo's face for a while.

by Lim Doyle October 30, 2008

Indirect Dick Slap

When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.

Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"

Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."

Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"

by Dunbar & Santiago July 14, 2010