Mumbledong

Someone who is extremely dumb

That dude over there yea he is a mumbledong

by dASNIJK September 21, 2025

Mumphs

A disease of sorts, maybe relating to red itchy bumps on the face or a variant of reaction on the skin

“Ewww that guy has mumphs”

by Throuplle October 2, 2025

Mumford & Sons

Popular British folk rock group that formed in 2007.

I love Mumford & Sons!

by Gucciandmoneyz October 5, 2025

Mumped

When you lose your job because of DOGE. It is a decision made by Musk and Trump (Mump) that ends in a negative consequence. Typically these decisions are made without much research or concern for the impact to Americans.

I worked for a Christian NGO and was recently part of a major workforce reduction due to the Executive Order cutting foreign aid through USAID... I got mumped along with 100 of my colleagues who all were called to help the most vulnerable around the world.

by NALD25 May 6, 2025

Mumbai

The act of getting so high that you’re body ascends to the heaven of Mumbai india.

Yoooo, he’s in fucking mumbai right now.

by zblass May 16, 2025

Mumclusive

Used to describe events, activities, or social dynamics that are (intentionally or not) dominated by mums, often to the quiet exclusion of dads, non-parents, or anyone not fluent in the language of lunchboxes, leggings, and low-key emotional labour.

“Is this dinner just for the mums again?”
“Bit mumclusive, yeah but if you bring snacks and opinions on school shoes, you might pass.”

by Cennyd June 4, 2025

mumfish

Lure (someone) into a date by omitting the fact that you're a single mother, only to reveal it during the date.

Lads, I was mumfished again tonight! That’s twice this week!

by FishermansDelight June 14, 2025