A human who always. loves. a girl called lola
And uses enough hairspray to feed Australia
Also retard
And uses enough hairspray to feed Australia
Also retard
by Wcman February 9, 2022

When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

The act of going MIA(missing in action) for a minimum of two weeks and just popping out of the blue to argue about football or to ask if there's a new survey update
After zipper died, a lot of the memeber of the cents platform harri-benate die to lack of purchasing power
by Gee.wee September 2, 2021

Harry Potter is a Half-Blood wizard. He is known to be 'The Chosen One', to defeat his nemesis, Lord Voldemort, by the entire wizarding world. He is best friends with Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. Harry is described to look extraordinarily like his father, James Potter, but has his mother's eyes, Lily Potter, which are green in colour. Harry Potter is portrayed by Daniel Radcliffe in the movies, and does an amazing job of it.
by MelonBed April 9, 2019

An overrated musician who is not as good as he sounds. Was one a part of the boyband One Direction, and has the most successful solo career. He's not even that good looking, so I don't get why teenage girls like him. The only song people actually know of his is Watermelon Sugar. Some people say controversial stuff, which might be true. But all his fangirls go crazy when he wears a dress every 2 months and tag him as a LGBTQ ally, which is just stupid. He's not an ally, he donated to places that are transphobic. Do not let his fangirls fool you, he is not the best musician ever.
Friend one: "who are they getting so excited about?"
Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"
Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"
by Dino nuggets be bussin June 13, 2021

by childish455 September 17, 2020

by sadprose January 26, 2021
