I am Lemon

A game in which one proclaims "I am lemon!" and then strikes the lemon (or any other citrus fruit) against one's forehead until the fruit breaks and citric acid goes into your eye. Warning: Do not play this game with anything other than citrus fruits as severe concussion or charges of assault may proceed.

Dani: I just totes played 'I am Lemon'. It took 22 hits for the citric acid to enter my eye.

Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.

by Fruitthrower May 25, 2013

I'm all dick.

To be as horny as hell, to be in such heat that you can't stop it from erecting.

Dude 1: Look at those hookers with busty hooters!!!
Dude 2: Oh man, stop talking to me. I'm all dick.

by Demon 33 October 4, 2013

i got fucking banned

where you get banned of a site and have to use google crome to get back on

example should include the word i got fucking banned
writing something not offensive at all (on normal goggle)
notice comes up and reads sorry bitch u being offensive dog now fuck of out of this site
fuck dat goes on google crome and gets back on like a boss

by i am ze little kitty October 30, 2013

I've lost interest

- Being or becoming very bored with an over-bearing and/or boring topic of discussion or conversation.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.

"I was standing talking to Kevin at the water cooler, and all of the sudden he said "...just never mind, I've lost interest...." and he walked away! WTF?"

"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.

by Poohbah540 July 14, 2014

I'll take my bread

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.

"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.

by naima April 6, 2015

I’m not sick, I’m ill 😎

When sick isn’t cool enough and you gotta bring it the next fucking level

“That’s sick bro”

“ i’m not sick, I’m ill 😎 “

by The illist July 25, 2018

i'm weak at that

A phrase used to express how weak you are at something without actually laughing.

Person 1: Bro, mans Josh got burned by a treesh.
Person 2: Deadass B?
Person 1: Deadass bro.
Person 2: Wow, I'm weak at that.

by Beezxs September 23, 2018