zooicide

the act of tormenting or acting like food for caged, dangerous animals. (like in a zoo) acting a douche, usually trying to impress your friends, could have you ending up inside with the beasts. or, in several other cases, the animals break-free leaving you seriously injured or dead.

"hey man! knock it off! stop trying to commit zooicide!

by b.c.c. April 10, 2009

zooniglet

a stupid little midget nigger in a cage.

Hey kids, look at that zooniglet.

by rufusgetoutofthekitchen November 28, 2010

zoonie

Nervous and afraid but not acting like it.

"I think bobby is being zoonie today." Josh whispered to Bryan.

by swaggiegal June 2, 2014

Zooning

Happy as fuck... usually while intoxicated.

Y'all I'm zooning after those drinks.

by Vanna Bien September 27, 2017

Zoonite

Zoonite Battle Royale Is a Game Inspired By BR Game Fortnite and Is Currently In The Works.

Wanna Play Zoonite (Name)

by MooseGiraffeYT December 17, 2020

Zooning

Where you cut a zucchini (scientifically known as Cucurbita Pepo) in half, hollow it out, and then put your dick inside.

I caught my dad zooning in the bathroom last night after he wasn't satisfied by my mom's wide pussy

by soroushishot September 24, 2021

Zooning

When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person

Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."

by LandlovinRabbit April 7, 2022