zooging

when you're high and currently eating a whopper

"Look at ian, hes zooging!"

by Lunarski February 12, 2023

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

A zoomers ransom

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).

"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"

by Frenchpet July 9, 2020

zooey

Alternative to the proper name Zachary

The character Zooey Glass from J. D. Salinger's "Franny and Zooey"

by spaceagejerk June 7, 2010

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

Zooga Booga

A person who loves women to the extent that it becomes an addiction. Similar to nymphomania but not as psychotic.

A person generally classified as cool & excellent when dealing with women

Eg:- "That boy is such a Zooga Booga yo"

by naniman675221 May 3, 2010

Zoomed

Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!

Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!

by World traveler! April 27, 2020