John Zhang

John zhang, a type of fish you will find deep down the dark ocean. His behaviour for children under the age of 10 can be very mysterious at all times. He can also be identified as a F.O.B. He is the black sheep of his unique species. He is often easily spotted due to his big nose and red eyes. If you are not cautious, he will jump out of the water and bite you with his rabies. If you are unsure if you see john zhang or not, you can yell "Ms.Chen!", if he quickly acts up, you are most certain it is indeed a John Zhang.

Oh my gosh! Its a john zhang!
Run away! Its a John Zhang!

by Mrs.Z.Chen October 11, 2018

pulled a zidane

the act of doing something stupid then have some one feeling sorry and then getting free stuff

long story

john doe broke his arm on a skate board for insurance money and got the money

short story

john doe pulled a zidane

by Ran22147 June 30, 2009

Frank Zhang

The worst of the seven. He is ungrateful for his powers and his entire life is a sob story. He's garbage and can't do anything. He only makes all the other characters better . Also used to mean a terrible person.

That guy is such a Frank Zhang

by Frank gets a Shank May 16, 2021

Zhana

another term for monkey or an expression of surprise

Ex: Look Mom, it's a Zhana!

Ex: Her face is full of Zhana

by SweetKris January 6, 2009

Zhang

To eat, ingest, consume

Lee loves to zhang his feces

by Pres. B.H. Obama December 13, 2009

zhanger

often referred to as an asian restaurant or in other prejudice terms involving asians

I'm starving, let's go eat at that zhanger over there with all those asian dudes.

by Colin Claerbout May 13, 2005

Zhanay

She's a skinny ass bitch who thinks she's cute and pretty but she isn't. She tries to act black but fails every time and can't get over boys named Leo, Jerimah, and Justin.

Yo look at that girl she likes like a wooden plank
That's Zhanay for ya

by Faggotbitchnigga December 2, 2019