phelpy wiener

a small tiny wiener with a loop in it

Randy: what would you do if you see him
Derek: I would ask to see his phelpy wiener

by derekssisterishot December 16, 2008

dick wiener

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying

This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.

by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010

Wiener

A word that's funny no matter how old you are

Man: "wiener's cooking"

Everyone one else: "haha, he said wiener"

by Charlie Blanston June 1, 2013

Secret Wiener Society

An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.

Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.

by KandiceMel July 20, 2008

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

Wiener gravy

Fresh hot sperm.

After I ejaculated on my girlfriends face, I tried to push some of it into her mouth with my fingers. She stopped me; explaining, "I prefer my 'wiener gravy' hot"! She further explained, "If you want me to swallow your jizz, please cum in my mouth"!

I immediately got hard again, as this was the first time she had told me how she preferred her sperm. And since I had been hoping that she was a swallower; she really made my day as she sucked me-off and let me shoot my second load of "wiener gravy" right down her throat!!

Ever since then, I have no problem getting hard for her, and fucking her little pussy like she wants it. Because, I know that she's going to take a hot shot at the end, and like it!!

by Rexnine September 23, 2010