No Weed November

The whole month of November you cannot do anything that involves weed for the whole month

jimmy: why are you smoking weed on no weed November

by Fuck turtles October 5, 2019

Hobby Weed

Marijuana you grow for personal use instead of for profit. Grown "as a hobby".

Got anything good at your place?

Well, guess I got that hobby weed.

Shit, that's all you had to say!

by @Jimmy_2_Thumbs April 1, 2023

Gas station weed

The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max

Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!

Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?

by MrKata November 13, 2022

ditch weed

This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.

HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.

by we2d July 23, 2008

weed fiend

One who scams, tabs, bums or in some severe cases thieves another persons ganja and/or finds persuasive tactics to make the smoking of the herb more pleasurable to his/herself by diminishing the enjoyment of fellow marijuana smokers, or by denying any buds to spare to there always generous buddies who are really croking for a toking.

Examples:
1.You don't have a bud to spare do you? I smoked all mine.
2.Listen man, your going to have to keep the bowl brewing for me, my hands are to cold.
3.Thanks for smoking me up man, ill pay you later, i need my five bucks to get a half.
4.Come on man, i coughed, that doesn't count as a puff.
5.Oh sorry dude, i thought you said five puff pass.
6.Thanks for lending me your pipe bro, i cleaned all the rezzin out for you.
7.Sorry man i have to nip this joint, i need some for when i get home.
8.I smoke up with a weed fiend and didn't get high :(

by billy boy bottle rocket June 16, 2008

Work weed

Cartel imported low grade Mexican brown weed that you must smoke copious amounts of to feel a effect.

Damn this work weed is giving me a fucking head ache.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 17, 2014

Lake county dirty tumble weed

Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”

“I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”

by Ihatetweakers July 16, 2021