little weenie

tiny cute objects

*their’s a newborn baby

“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”

*theres a tiny cactus

*whispers

“Little weenie”

by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019

Pheenie Weenie

Nickname of Phoenix The Burninator, jammer on the Victoria Rollergirls roller derby team in Victoria BC Canada.

1. Pheenie Weenie has a hotter ass than Bitter Ail

by Pheenie Weenie February 22, 2009

Peenie weenie

When you can see the outline of a phone sized dick through a guys shorts, or a quarter of a boner.

Logan's peenie weenie is very disturbing.

by Peenieweenielover101 October 23, 2017

Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.

Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...

by JAzDub March 11, 2018

weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.

Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020

Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013

Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting

Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day

by AntoineStumpf February 15, 2022