web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

by thinker234 December 16, 2011

Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers

"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"

by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017

web site

a place where people go

son fuck you

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

web site

Something that often, but not always, contains large amounts of porn.

I viewed pornographic material at that web site.

by Adas July 19, 2003

web site

A location within the wordintarweb/word which provides information and data pertaining to any given organization, business or personal user.

Dude, this porn web site is awsome!

by orphik July 25, 2003

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003