web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 20, 2017

Deep web

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.

You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.

by nlolhere August 10, 2020

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

web challenged

The term is meant for individuals who are less than knowledgeable and less than savvy in regard to all things surrounding the internet world.

This would include (but not limited to) navigating the World Wide Web, social media, using email, logging into accounts, how blogs work, or anything associated with web sites/pages.

The challenge occurs when one is trying to manage these various platforms without success due to the learning curve involved.

Not fully understanding how the web works may be due to lack of desire, time spent learning or interest in general.

I must be web challenged this is the fifth time I've tried to update my site.

by AllBiz June 13, 2014