Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.
The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
by Mesie December 31, 2010
by ButterboyOG August 22, 2015
The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!
by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013
A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".
by eltankos January 27, 2009
A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."
Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."
Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."
by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. November 01, 2012
1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.
2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 06, 2010
Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'
by j4k3y July 11, 2011