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WAG

The more SFW version of WAP that is somehow a shit ton worse.

Stands for "Wet and Gushy"
"That mac n cheese sure looks WAG"

"WHAT THE FU-"
by Oofthatsucks February 22, 2022
mugGet the WAGmug.

Hit Wags

Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.
Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.
by The Blue Collar Foodie February 7, 2024
mugGet the Hit Wagsmug.

wiggly wag

this word is very unique since my friend vendija made it whilst we were on the way to school, it means a dick maybe a small one maybe a large one who knows all we know is that it wiggles
oh man its a wiggly wag ((: wow i love wiggly wag :D
by kadie dick sucker May 14, 2018
mugGet the wiggly wagmug.

WAG

Often used to explain a situation where a naive or ignorant person made decisions that caused them personal greif or suffering, where a competent person would consider common knowledge.

U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam
by Steeeef January 29, 2019
mugGet the WAGmug.

Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.
Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.
by WKUforever March 23, 2024
mugGet the Joey Wagsmug.

Wag

And word Nevaeh and Amber came up with meaning cool, amazing, or awesome
Look that’s WAGGGGG
by Staywaggy August 11, 2020
mugGet the Wagmug.

wag

Whenever the politician was asked a question, he took a wag.
by ahominid October 2, 2015
mugGet the wagmug.

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