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ur mom

1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks
1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian

2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.
by ftrdrrtgh June 12, 2005
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

(yer-mom)

Noun. A term used as a response to any question. Note that it does not have to be used to insult ones maternal figure, but rather piss the target off because they here you use the term daily.
target: "What are you going to do with that whole bottle of rum??"

you: "UR MOM"
by Puzzler11 July 13, 2009
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur dad

the opposite of ur mom.....supposedly..it is a term that is exceedingly cooler than ur mom.. <when someone chooses to express themselves in conversation, by saying "ur dad," instead of "ur mom," they are instantaneously cool and fwegin sweet...
(me-cooler): Who's your mom?
(you-stupid): uhhhhhhhhh
(me): -UR DAD
by jigga the nigga May 13, 2005
mugGet the ur dadmug.

Ur Mom

The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.
Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies
by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

Ur Nan

The crusty old wan who makes crusty scones and ploughes through 40 fags a day
Is ur nan making crusty scones? You best believe it dipstick.
by Finna basket my pants March 8, 2019
mugGet the Ur Nanmug.

Ur mum

by Dragonzfozil September 4, 2018
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Ur mum

Person 1: hey bro ur a faggot

Person 2: ur mum
by TheMcFly December 19, 2016
mugGet the Ur mummug.

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