uncle phil

will smiths uncle. he's cool. you remember on that episode of Family Matters...during the credits they did this little joke piece...Carl was sitting on the couch and Ritchie and a friend made like a bet...and then one of the two looks at carl and says something like.."you're right, he does look alot like uncle phil," and right away uncle phil opens the front door and kinda looks like he's thinking "what the hell is going on here?" And then Carl gets up and just starts laughing his ass off, and then they hug.

That shit was cool.

by Quaglin June 8, 2004

Uncle Dad

An Uncle who stepped in to help raise you because your biological father is a piece of dirt. No incest. No mom-brother sex. Just a great Uncle who helped out.

My Uncle Dad walked me down the aisle, because my real dad is a crap.

by aef1897 June 16, 2017

uncledaddy

the incestual phenonmenon of one man being both the uncle and daddy to a child; i.e., a man impregnates his sister and is thus, the uncledaddy to the resulting child.

Lila Mae gave her sweet uncledaddy a hummer, while basking beneath the sensual glow of the bug zapper in the backyard.

by Brian Wilson May 18, 2004

uncle chong

An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Joe: Joe, you are such an Uncle Chong

by lm3561 April 9, 2015

Uncle Tom Collins

A nickname for Republican Senator Susan Collins after the Senate voted to green-light Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

As women endeavor to continue having control over their reproductive rights and cast their ballots in the next election, they cannot forget the “yes” vote cast by Uncle Tom Collins.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2018

Uncle Ben

a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.

Hey girl, how was it? Girl, he pulled a "Uncle Ben".

by djdjdjdjdjd January 15, 2012

Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

by Dave June 29, 2004