Two in pink One in the stink

With index and middle finger extended, third finger held back with thumb and pinky finger extended, you insert the two fingers into the vagina and the single, pinky finger, into the anus giving extreme pleasure to even the most discriminating woman.

Facing her writhing body, Jim slowly inserted his fingers to double penetrate her and found himself with two in the pink and one in the stink.

by DangerBoy December 24, 2003

two hogs fighting in a gunnysack

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".

Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.

by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006

two man

A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.

Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?

by Juicy Jamaican December 5, 2015

Two pretty best friends

The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..

Liam: Wow she’s pretty

Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t

Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends

by Coconutapple November 5, 2020

Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007

Tony Two Thumbs

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.

John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk

by eh lyonz August 1, 2010

Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011