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Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
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trade

Trade is a term used in New Orleans. It is usually used by females and punks. Punks created this terminology. Trade is a male that is all that, hot, handsome, ballin, on top, well kept up. There is a bounce song made by a punk in reference to this term.
Girl, I got a new trade.
Look at that trade with the dreads.
He is trade.
I want to get at that trade with the braids in his head.
by Putty the pimp June 18, 2006
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race trader

This term tells you that a speaker is an idiot. Twice.

First, it tells you that someone is dumb enough to believe in the idea of a "race traitor". Second, the speaker is telling you he's too dull to render the word "traitor" correctly.
Mr. A: "What are you, a race trader?"
Mr. B: "You are an idiot. In two ways."
by Herbert Birdsfoot September 13, 2016
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jack of all trades

a jack of all trades is a person who is not an expert in any fields, but knows a little about everything.

jack of all trades often lack an university degree, as they didnt specialize in anything, but studied/learned a bit of every subject.
1: omfg john knows freakin everything!
2: nah, hes just a jack of all trades. dont ask him anything deeper tough.
by the.oppenheimer February 15, 2010
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world trade

is when 2 planes flew into the two buildings
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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tradegy

The tragedy that hit the farm yesterday will make it hard to work in the fields, so perhaps I'll tradegy instead.
by RayB July 24, 2008
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Marty Trade

A trade offer made in fantasy football that is so blatantly unfair favoring the offering party that it would only be accepted by mistake by the recipient and/or if the recipient lacked a basic understanding of NFL football and representative value of fantasy players.
He offered me another Marty Trade last night: Brandon Jacobs and Jacoby Jones for Chris Johnson!
by MBzr November 29, 2010
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