The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
Get the Tyson Allenmug. Tyson is a boy thats in love with his girlfriend, Kathy.
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
by Pretnding January 5, 2022
Get the Tysonmug. A guy that’s good at every sport. He will always have you back and will always care for you. He’s nice, funny, and outgoing. Always wanting to help others. He is usually tall and very athletic. He is one of those guy that can talk to his friend a lot but when he talks to the girl he likes it’s hard. He will probably try to impress you but get worried he did something wrong
by Somebody_not_important October 1, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. A total sweetheart and a Swiftie. Not the Swifty that does sex like a swiftly. Great bootie, kind hearted and charming smile. Hilarious and knows how to COMMAND a crowd. Thanks, Tyson!
by kateice February 17, 2022
Get the Tysonmug. 
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Frank Tysonmug.