When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Get the Pork Twistermug. She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Get the Pork Pussmug. A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).
“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
by Pierce1 November 14, 2018
Get the aunty porkmug. by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018
Get the Pork doorsmug. n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023
Get the Pork Eyemug. by El Barnito June 30, 2023
Get the Pork Snorkmug. by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009
Get the Pork Winkiemug.