A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).
“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
by Pierce1 November 14, 2018
Get the aunty porkmug. by El Barnito June 30, 2023
Get the Pork Snorkmug. Cool Kid #1 "Did you see that Pork Plane over there?"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"
by Meat Truck June 24, 2008
Get the Pork Planemug. She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Get the Pork Pussmug. When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Get the Pork Twistermug. Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Pork Berriesmug. n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023
Get the Pork Eyemug.