scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.
Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.
by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005
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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2014
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buffered

When you're being protected.
Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.
by samozvanets June 22, 2014
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buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered
Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!
by issassassymidget September 30, 2018
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Buffer flicking

Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge
Boy : what you up 2

Girl: thought id call you while im buffer flicking
by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016
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[Junk] Buffer

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"
by Z Man1 January 09, 2009
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bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

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by Helladays November 21, 2015
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