White Carpet

the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen

I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday

by Kali M November 01, 2017

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.

“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”

by bigmamadearest February 22, 2018

Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

Carpet Dog

The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.

I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.

by barky999 June 12, 2011

carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 20, 2017

carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014