Ted 2

A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.

you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2

by mikyryty October 26, 2015

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

ted mosby

architect

Barney Stinson: ‘Ted Mosby, Architect’

by personaddingdefinitions October 6, 2021

Ted Danson

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.

Ted Danson is damn sexy

by Bonnie September 5, 2003

Ted Nugent

Bruce Springsteen's evil redneck half

"I'd really love to see The Boss and Ted Nugent duke it out in a boxing ring."

by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017

Ted Kennedy

To act in a manner that resembles the ferocity that the late great U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy had in his lifetime of public service to the American people.

''I just got elected Arts and Science Senator.''

''For real dude. You better Ted Kennedy that shit. Make us proud.''

''You bet.''

by Politicker August 26, 2009

Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

by lazlo silverman August 4, 2005