Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015

Soft Eggs

A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.

Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

softball

One of the best sports in the world!Softball isn't just girls baseball. it's way harder and the term "softball" is NOT true the only difference between a softball and a baseball is a softball leaves a bigger mary when you get hit by it. Softball is pitched underhand and metal bats are used instead of the typical wood used in baseball.Softball is a physically demanding sport played by physically fit people usually girls.

Wow softball practice was really hard today she was pitching faster than 58mph.

by KLChrisman February 10, 2007

Soft

1. Weak; having no strength
2. Inability to go hard in the paint or engage in an activity which requires any work

"Max was complaining all morning about having to work past 9 p.m. last night. Goddamn is he soft."

by HardasMofo February 3, 2013

soft dribbles

Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.

After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.

by DOS Emulation August 10, 2006

Soft Girl

Soft girls are girls that dress in oversized hoodies/jumpers and jeans/skirts. They can be emotional and always want attention. They’re usually bottoms too.

Soft girl can also be related to smol

My gf: oh yea my girlfriend is such a soft girl. She’s adorable

Me: ...

by im.beebo July 9, 2019

softh

softh began w/ 5 hotties all of which stand for something sexual. S= silly slut, O= orgasmic octopus, F= free fucker, T= trashy trick, H= happy hooker. softh was later generalized as an awesome crew of hotties who chill together and share life experiences.

SOFTH is the hottest group of chicks known to man.

by sarah aka skittles January 23, 2005