Stoolcat

Noun.) A dump so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point it breaks the surface of the water resembling a cat sitting on a stool. Furthermore a Stoolcat can be sub-categorized depending on its physical attributes. i.e. The Calico Stoolcat (Corn and Water Chestnuts) The Siamese Stoolcat (Grey in color) etc.

Example 1:

Shawn: "Dude, was that you that just left a stoolcat in my toilet?"

Mike: " Ha! Yeah, i know how much you love those little guys!"

Example 2:

Jake: "Oh my god I have to crap so bad i bet i'll leave a stoolcat!"

by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

shit stroll

A song that Against Me! will never play live, fucking bastards.

"Play shit stroll!"

"Why aren't you playing shit stroll?"

by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009

STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012

stroll patrol

To take trip at ones leisure usally with a group for the purpose killing time.

"Im so bored".. Hey lets stroll patrol down the boulevard".

by A2lix February 13, 2005

stoolup

to take bowel movement

i need to stoolup before i shit my pants!

by dave huff August 2, 2006

Stroller Jam

Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.

On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.

by Ms. Kei March 4, 2010