Stritching

The word used when Peter Gabriel tries to say 'stretching' but clearly doesn't have the capacity to do so'

'Peter can you say stretching for us?'

'No, sorry, best I can do is stritching'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

da stritcher

a dumb trollbot that takes your email and mixes it with a pre written phrase for no reason

dammit! wtf is this dumb bot da stritcher picking on me?

by pissedoffieuser November 21, 2009

Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.

Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.

by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.

Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)

by Kristen F. September 19, 2013

Santa Stretch

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.

John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!

by InnerBeautyShows97 December 2, 2013

Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.

The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.

by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014