splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

Hobo-Smashing

Of or pretaining to the harm or destruction of those in a lower econimic class. Such as people who live on the streets, or camp out by public transportain stops/stations.

Last night, when we got drunk we went out hobo-smashing.

by Crabby, the crab shack mascott September 26, 2005

pipi smashing

the event of lesbian sex where by one vagina is placed on the other vagina and vigourously smashed.

the young boy ran out of the house screaming "mum, fiona is pipi smashing with kim"

Greg caught Fiona pipi smashing Erin after class.

by Blinky Wetson March 28, 2010

anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.

I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.

"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."

by Sam, Liam and Liz for putting it up October 9, 2005

squacking parrot

the act of blowing a load up a woman then letting out a victory squak.

put that squacking parrot out of me!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007