by Aros22 April 27, 2016
Get the Splenda Dude mug.A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.
"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
by Fairy Godmutha March 1, 2017
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by Sally Ray November 28, 2016
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by LionBroad December 3, 2016
Get the Splenda Daddy mug.A mundane and stressful day at work, followed by an interestingly fun activity with friends/co-workers, and ending your night with someone who you remember loves you so much that you can't imagine living your life without them!
Wow Brandy! Painting with friends and rekindling your relationship with Jesse all on an average Tuesday is completely splenderificoutstandawondermazing!
by H2X April 18, 2017
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by missybitch April 21, 2017
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