splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday

Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday

by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018

Splash Famage

When the fam squad attitude is applied in an area of affect

We're gonna need some Splash Famage to get these homies to bromies.

by Wheelsbot7 December 4, 2019

Splash the streets

When a fine young lady has no other choice when there is no bathroom available but to flood the block.

It’s past closing time and this Uber isn’t going to arrive for 14 minutes. I guess Sia is going to have to splash the streets.

by C Rizzle3 April 19, 2018

social splash

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed

“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.

by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017

Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017

Gentleman's Splash

A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.

Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.

by jfaceman April 28, 2016