Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

splatter

To scatter or splah water or any type of liquid.

After Katie decided to splatter juice on Elizabeth's expensive coat Elizabeth sued Katie for one hundred dollars.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

splatter

to kinda 'go everywhere'
go in every direction...

the paint splattered all over me

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

Splapla

when you make a long range shot in basketball without hitting the rim.

"Kobe for 3... Splapla"

by Z Yizzel April 28, 2008

splatisfaction

The kind of feeling you get when you build a product at a build party

kevin: "aww that desk looks great"
ashley: "yeah the splatisfaction is great."

by spalt-tis-fied September 30, 2008