sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.

No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter November 17, 2015

sperm-gun

Any appendage that can shoot out sperm, the male cell for reproduction. Usually found on the male body.

"Poor boy, I feel bad for him and his small sperm-gun."

by Pessimistic Optimist September 16, 2008

sperm wow !

A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.

Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !

by Wickidy Wack Productions July 25, 2010

spermed up

When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.

Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.

by FoChedda February 16, 2009

Sperm Scab

The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.

Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!

by MacZilla September 21, 2006

The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes

Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!

by Brwig October 01, 2019

Sperm Donater

A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.

Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"

by Sperm donater! August 16, 2009