Trouser Snake

The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesn't provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake can't frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponent's face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.

Candy surprised a sleeping Trouser Snake by grabbing it around the neck - in response, the Trouser snake stood up and spit a mouthful of white goo onto her chest.

by MightyTightyWhities July 29, 2009

solid snake

The soldier hired by Foxhound and later by philanthropy. Destroyed a ton of metal gears.There isn't much he hasn't done. No matter what anyone else says Snake would pwn Sam Fischer*or whatever the hell*. He is also a ladies man and got it on with some hotties.

Damn I feel like Solid snake....

by Ari M. April 13, 2005

Solid Snake

The greatest soldier that ever lived. Was part of the "Les Enfants Terrables" project, and is one of the three surviving clones of Big Boss He enjoys snapping peoples necks and beating the crap out of anyone who tries to kill him. An expert at weapons and combat. The best ever.

"Hey look its Solid Snake! He can beat anyone up!"

by rpgmaster776 December 17, 2004

snaked

To get stabbed in the back or be generally
screwed over by someone

1.That fucker just snaked me.
2.I though he could be trusted but he
snaked me.

by camman March 18, 2005

Snake Venom

When a highschooler has no alcohol, so they steal a tiny amount of several different types of liquor and keep it in the same container; usually a water bottle.

“Yo this snake venom smells like fucking gasoline fam”

by 860boy October 30, 2017

trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

Midnight Snakebite

The act of masturbating (jerking off) while your significant other is sleeping next to you. Just before ejaculation (getting a nut), the masturbator bites his significant other on the neck waking them up. Once awake the masturbator nuts in their face. The midnight snakebite!

Oh man, my wife is really pissed at me. She was not amused last night when I gave her a taste of the midnight snakebite.

by mrgirthnyc April 26, 2009