Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

Slippery Fish

(noun)-a move used during the act of intercourse;
(verb)- to urinate inside a womans vagina when her vaginal walls are no longer lubricated.

(sentence)- So i was goin to pound town on this trick and i had to give her a slippery fish cuz ole' girl dried up like a desert.

by Algoshnazz March 27, 2009

slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

slippery heel

A slippery heel is when you get up the urge to jack off in the morning(this isn't an easy task)first you blow a load in your tube sock then wear it on your foot the rest of the day.

Scott: dude, you need to buy some more socks, they're filthy.

Todd: No don't worry, I was just horny this morning, and now I got a slippery heel goin.

by scott doll August 9, 2006

slippery moustache

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.

look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.

by alan steel October 17, 2008