ski season

the great time of year when your friends parents go off to ski quite far away leaving the house empty for a series of house parties.

Woot woot ski season 05-06!

by muur December 20, 2005

Ski Swag

When a skier who under any other circumstance would be ridiculously annoying and gay has swag. They wear baggy clothing and do tricks but most importantly do not use those gay poles.

person 1:That guy has some serious ski swag bro.
person 2: real talk.

by tebowner February 3, 2012

Ski Racer

A flaming homosexual.

"well maybe he's a homo?"
"I don't like derogatory terms,, lets call him a ski racer."

by skwelch March 2, 2010

ski lo

A slang term for a digital Scale. most commonly used by drug dealers.

pass me the ski lo yo - i gotta can weigh out these sacks.

by Miniballer July 23, 2005

Ski the Slopes

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

ski bossed

To get a blowjob from a broad with little to no effort

"You mean Sarah? Oh, that one chick from the party last night.. She got ski bossed."

by Green Eyes Dose September 19, 2007

Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009