Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicated” situation but it feels like you’re single.

They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.

by UnlucKi October 10, 2019

educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members

Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?

by The educated singles club August 2, 2020

im single

same

my friend said "im single" help

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im single March 24, 2021

Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater

Come down here you little Single Speeder!!

by FLiveroay June 10, 2010

Single Maning

To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.

I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.

by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011

single eiffel tower

The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied.

A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"

Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and give me a single eiffel tower?

Yo man, last night I totally gave my mom a single eiffel tower!

by TowerMe November 21, 2017

Single

(adj)
lacking motivation to consistently maintain the level of personal hygiene and/or considerate shaving habits generally considered appropriate in a committed relationship.

Spinster Aunt: I don't understand how you're not taken yet. You're so beautiful/handsome/talented/kind/(insert positive adjective here)!
Me: Being single is just less work...

by realitycheckplease September 22, 2011