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Highon shopping

Online shopping when you are high. Sometimes, order confirmation mails are suprises the users. It is the most chill and dangerous way of shopping.
A: Hey girl! Why the hell you need that head band for?
B: I have no idea. I was highon shopping the other day and I found this in my mail box.
by lyricpoet May 29, 2016
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Instagram Shopping

Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.
I’ve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I can’t afford.
by mt_b22 March 22, 2020
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Cop Shopping

When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
by CopShoppin March 30, 2023
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Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008
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shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.
-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."
by addumUP September 4, 2012
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shooting goo.

The act of emptying ones man chamber. Ejaculation.
I can't wait to go home with this months Vogue magazine and end up shooting goo.
by DMR88 November 8, 2013
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Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment
I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera
by Wordbabe August 11, 2018
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