shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 2, 2021

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi April 5, 2018

Shlong

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

by Olifier March 2, 2022

Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest

1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!

by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 12, 2021

Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 8, 2018