long shlong silvers

a man with a generally large penis

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!

long shlong silvers by S.A. Longschlongsilvers May 24, 2016

shling shlong 

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

shling shlong by Anonymous April 13, 2003

hulk shlong 

a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half

did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong

hulk shlong by kiiiiiiiii 12 February 4, 2009

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

King shlong dat hoe by king slong August 5, 2008

el shlong 

sex

Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps

Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"

el shlong by Ami & Katie May 19, 2006

obese shlong 

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

obese shlong by bartow joe February 25, 2005

Long shlong 

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

Long shlong by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021