Shitmegaton

A whole shit plus a whole megaton. Made popular by Josh on the Josh & Erik Show.

That's a shitmegaton of rat turds

by PoopPower February 2, 2024

shitmegaton

A large amount of shit. A Megaton of it.

Woah, that's a shitmegaton of shit.

by PoopPower February 6, 2024

shitmealcumpie

When someone takes two fresh shit patties and hammers them flat in seran wrap. Then crams them into a center of a heap of hot semen. After crafting the sandwich they chill it in the freezer and serve it as a dessert.

Last night Jerald decided to eat a shitmealcumpie for dessert.

by Diarrhea Lord April 21, 2024

Shitmaxing

The action of holding in a massive shit for a prolonged period of time. Synonymous with clinchmaxing, but must be done whilst a shit is in the rectum.

Bill:

“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”

John: “Wow, what a sigma!”

by 5555555577777777777skibidi April 22, 2024

Shitmare

(Noun) The act of one shitting themself in an overwhelming nightmare.

Hey man, I had a shitmare last night.

by JTWX May 27, 2024

Shitmaxxing

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.

Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma

by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024

shitmonk

The remains of a specimen of the Sciuridae family that has been killed by a wheeled entity, such as a bicycle or motor vehicle. Not to be confused with "chipmunk", which refers to only living entities.

Wow, look at that shitmonk! That bicyclist has impressive aim.

by Bicycle21591 June 3, 2024