scoop ball

Someone with common knowledge but don't wanna see the light at the end of a tunnel.

He is a real scoop ball .

by Starpower16 May 23, 2016

scorpions

Truly the Best rock band Better Then Whitesnake and Ratt. Here i Am rock you like A hurricane Scorpions Should be inducted into the Rock N roll Hall of Fame in the Future. SCORPIONS FOREVER!!!!!!

Scorpions Fucking Rule!

by Ratt April 11, 2005

raging scorpion

(SEX POSITION) When a guy is having anal sex with a woman (or man) and they both walk. While they are walking, the man in back, who is usual high/drunk/etc. takes a knife and randomly stabs into the air while yelling random phrases and profanities.

Last night, we had this awesome raging scorpion race. After I accidentally stabbed your mom, we rushed her to the hospital still in position.

by lkreyna2 February 11, 2008

Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

by highborn June 9, 2009

Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

scorpion hairbrush

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

by Kill whale January 1, 2010

Scorpulus

A South Dakotan gamer pro that plays Halo 3. He obtains the level 50 on every account he plays through legit prawning of nubs. He is known as the 'god' of Halo.

Holy shit! He just went Scorpulus on you!

You're almost as bad as when Scorpulus raped those kids 51 to 0.

by His number one fan March 30, 2010