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Scorpulus 

A South Dakotan gamer pro that plays Halo 3. He obtains the level 50 on every account he plays through legit prawning of nubs. He is known as the 'god' of Halo.
Holy shit! He just went Scorpulus on you!

You're almost as bad as when Scorpulus raped those kids 51 to 0.
Scorpulus by His number one fan March 30, 2010

scorpibus 

Harry Potter Deathly Hallow's Epilogue mentions a bunch of kids - Like Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter...
Scorpibus is one of the names given for the ship between these two.
Scorpi(-us)(-Al)bus

See, wasn't that hard, now, was it?
Scorpibus is the new OTP!
scorpibus by Siera January 12, 2008

Albus Severus and Scorpius 

The new hot couple of harry potter slashs, making them the second most popular couple in fanfictions right behind Harry and Draco, their fathers!
Albus Severus and Scorpius are just so cute together !

Scorpulate 

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.
"I dun scorpulated in your mom last night."

Scorpius Malfoy 

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was a British pure-blood wizard and the son of Draco and Astoria Malfoy (née Greengrass). He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 2017 onwards. He was sorted into the Slytherin house with his best friend Albus Severus Potter. However, their friendship was broken when Harry Potter didn't let Albus and Scorpius talk to each other as Harry believed that Scorpius was the black cloud around his son. Even the rivalary between their fathers couldn't keep them apart. In the end of the book we see Scorpius and Albus talking about how he just asked out Rose Granger-Weasley. It is believed that Scorpius Malfoy is hetrosexual and is in love with Rose Granger-Weasley. I, however, completely disagree with that sentence as I believe that he is bisexual with feelings for Rose as well as Albus. (But I suppose my opinions wouldn't matter to Scorose shippers)
Scorpius Malfoy by panickedpan September 9, 2020

Scorpius Malfoy 

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was born to Draco Malfoy and Asteria Greengrass in 2005. He entered Hogwarts in 2016, at age 11. Normally, he is paired with Rose Weasley, daughter of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. They are thought to be a modern Romeo and Juliet becuse of the fued between their fathers. Many believe that Scorpius is destined to be in Gryffindor as a testament to his father's change of heart. This would show the wizarding world that the Malfoys are a changed family. Occasionally however, he is believed to have been sorted into Slytherin and that he changes the way the house is percieved. Whether he is in Gryffindor or in Slytherin, Scorpius is believed to be best friends with Albus Severus Potter. The two appear at many of the Potter family events. One of the ways that Scorpius and Rose might have met is through Albus. The marriage of Scorpius and Rose is thought to bring a final peace to the second Wizarding War.
"Rosie" Scorpius Malfoy called "Are you ready to tell your father about me yet?"

Scorpius Malfoy 

The Son Of Draco Malfoy And Astoria Greengrass. He Is Usually Paired With Rose Weasly Daughter Of Ron And Herimone.
Rose; Scorpius Malfoy is freakin Hot
Lily; Calm The Hell Down
Rose; Why He is Sexy
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