Schmerial

A magical mermaid the rivals the extreme coolness of Ariel from the Little mermaid. This mermaid was discovered by the famous explorer/laundramat owner named Lake Deer. She was discovered in a pool. She has really large lips, really, really, large. They are so large that sometimes they get in the way of things, like in the process of eating or drinking or even sleeping. Schmerial enjoys crawling along the beach, swimming, chatting with her father, and playing in the depths of hell which she often travels to. Schmerial has an odd voice which can travel very large distances. She likes dolphins because they swim with her to the grocery store. Schmerial is slimy but has a highly pertrusive beauty about her aura. Everybody loves schmerial, except when she is running amock. Then everbody does not love schmerial so much. Also, everybody does not love schmerial as much when she has to remove her fin for surgery

Lisa:What is that thing in the pool?

Lago: Why, that's Schmerial.

Lisa: Oh, well are you hungry?

Lago: Yeah

Lisa: Wanna make some eggs?

Lago: yeah i would like that, as long as there is salt and pepper in the house.

Lisa: yeah there is

Lago: good thing

Lisa: yep. i saw schmerial once before

by GOOOGOOOGAAAGAAA September 30, 2007

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

by pseudonym April 4, 2004

schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009

somerset

the act of taking an ice cream cone filled with ice cream and jamming a males testicles into it, thus far making the testicles very cold, then the girl uses the cone as a handle while giving the male oral sex.

My girlfriend gave me a somerset last night, so when i woke up this morning my balls were sticky, cold, and sore, it was one of the best things ever.

by DOGANTHE1 May 5, 2011

somer teath

a girl or guy who has bad crooked teath.

"yea shes good lookin but shes got somer teath. . some are here some are there"

by jaala May 19, 2007

somerset night

The night of the dark, when people meet up at a pre arranged location, with cider and other random alchol and get wasted! Traditions include, Troy drinking, attempting to get the troy to drink!

I went down thee somerset night, and got wasted with troy and the lads

by Troy January 27, 2004

Schmerica

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.

Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.

by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007