SCHMOOKED

-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked

My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.

by WIllyNIllyDiddley March 18, 2019

Schmook

A person who is doing something dumb. Or someone who doesn't listen to directions.

You are a schmook.

by Schmook77 November 13, 2020

Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

Schloob

A female with breasts that dangle south of the waist line.

I know someone who died in there..." "What a schloob!

by asttprk December 17, 2010

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007