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SCHMOOKED

-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked
My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.
by WIllyNIllyDiddley March 18, 2019
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Schmook

A person who is doing something dumb. Or someone who doesn't listen to directions.
You are a schmook.
by Schmook77 November 13, 2020
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Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.
Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night
by Toad 5 February 27, 2022
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schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump
i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.
by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005
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Schloob

A female with breasts that dangle south of the waist line.
I know someone who died in there..." "What a schloob!
by asttprk December 17, 2010
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schmoogit

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!
by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005
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schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee
Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?
by Matt Story June 10, 2007
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