by Scotch Bingington May 15, 2009
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by ejg62 August 14, 2011
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When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
by Lyncoln March 21, 2009
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when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.
when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.
Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!
by Tylerjay April 13, 2009
Get the Schlobermoske mug.An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005
Get the Schmoment mug.A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.
I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.
by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008
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