Schmeet

A very annoying name said by very annoying people.

hexor- hElLo yOu Schmeet!

Me- *gets game ended*

by hexor, spell your name right. August 13, 2019

Schmeed

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

by Mama’s banana January 2, 2020

schmee

only goblins use this word like beavis and butthead or crackheads in front of 7-11

schmee want ggooooold-or- schmee shmovel crack down my mussel

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020

Schmerb

One with poor self-awareness that they are indeed the joke—usually from behaving in a foolish, douchebaggerish way absent of any clue that they are a moment away from an invite as Guest of Honor for a dinner solely for schmucks tool strapper

Did you see Mike making that lame argument thinking he was clever? Whatta Schmerb!

by Daisy4853 January 31, 2020

schmelevator

Someone who stinks up the elevator, smelling bad inside the elevator for everyone else to judge

bro did you smell that guy in the elevator, what a schmelevator

by schmelevator creator May 16, 2020

Schmee schmaw

Cocaine. Aka schmaw

Bro you got the schmee schmaw? Lets bust out a line real quick

by Tiantberry May 31, 2020

scamereme

A useless admin user way worse than brainy

Hey have you seen scamereme?
No I havent, i dont want to anyways
Sameee i prefer seeing Brainy

by cahfchad November 8, 2020