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Satanists

Bunch of losers, who haven’t moved on from their edgy high school phase.
Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.
by DrTre902 October 30, 2022
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satvnic

Someone or something that has potential to replace the devil. This doesn't determine I'd this is good or bad. It is all up to the person being called this if they take it as offense or a compliment
Kylee is such a satvnic, she needs to be pit in her place.
by Lucifer GraveStone November 24, 2022
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Satanism

Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:

Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.

Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness

Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."
by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022
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Satanist

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."
Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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Satanin

Russell: HOLA SATAN
Will: That's not Satan, that's Satanin, you dumb fuck.
by Chainsaw_Music May 9, 2023
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Satanist Buddies

friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
"Me and my satanist buddies are gonna go the renfair to party and have a good time"
by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024
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Satanism

True worship not of "the" supreme God, but of "a" supreme god; principally oneself.
God is dead, therefore my religion can only be Satanism.
by Satanic God January 29, 2026
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