Rule 17 

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

Rule 17 by ummreagan September 16, 2009

rule 34 

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain Planet?

rule 34 by Ninja337 January 7, 2007

Rule 44 

Rule stating that if you post information on the internet about a change in your appearance it much be accompanied by a photograph of said change.

Person A) I really like my new haircut.
Person B) Picture? Rule 44.

Rule 44 by berriewine July 11, 2010

rule 0 

This is an unspoken rule in Table top RPGs. It is that the Game Master, or whoever is running the campaign, can simply say no to anything the other players suggest without explanation.

Player: I want to make a half dragon werewolf wielding two greatswords.

GM: I'm invoking Rule 0. No.

rule 0 by korik1 November 22, 2007

Rule 124092 

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.

OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.

Rule 124092 by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009

Rule 132 

Saying no offence does not take away the fact that you said something that you intended offence for in your mind. Those who say this are tools, and try to hide the fact they are tools.

Tool: No offence, but u look like a fag in that shirt...
Person: Rule 132, asshole.

Rule 132 by iLoveCHiPS December 24, 2009

Rule 2 

Do NOT talk about Rule 1

Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot

Rule 2 by Internet rules October 8, 2019